the dark: only when I think about aliens and monsters inches away from my face
staying single: not really. my last four can probably last me til Im sixty
getting married: definitely. Im just not ready to share my bed with one woman. Oneginaphobia, I suppose.
being a parent: being held responsible for the way a little bastard that looks like me turns out as a human being? Hell yeah.
giving birth: everyday. the day my girlfriend fertilises me is one that I dread.
being myself in front of others: I think have to go find myself first… oh wait there i am!
closed spaces: means you cant run
open spaces: means you cant hide
heights: depends on the durability of what Im presently dangling from
cats: i harbour a general dislike of prowling tigers, lions, jaguars, mountain lions, leapords, panthers and most other large felines that are adept at running me down, knocking me over and dismembering me.
dogs: um… Chihuahuas are nice…
birds: emus are evil. And it doesnt matter how fast you run, theyll still keep up with you
spiders and/or other insects: this usually depends on who Im trying to impress in the surrounding area at the moment of seeing the said creature, and also depends on how inebriated I am.
driving or being in cars: i am a HUGE fan of the grand theft auto series and need for speed underground series. I cant wait to get my own car.
flying: flying is fun. I like to hover above peoples heads and tap their shoulders and then when they turn around they dont see anyone, haha!
being put to sleep (anesthesia): how is sleep bad in any shape or form?
flowers or other plants: I tend to avoid stinging nettles and mutant venus fly traps but most plants are ok.
being touched: well Im not sure about other guys or ugly women but I wouldnt mind a pretty girl touching me…
fire: I have always been afraid of fire.
water: i like swimming.
the ocean: but not in the ocean. I like the ocean as long as its not night time and as long as Im not swimming in the middle of it.
pools: I like swimming pools. Pools are nice.
failure: if I was afraid of failure I would have had a nervous breakdown by now, considering how many times Ive failed at various things in my life.
success: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf?
germs: I only become afraid of germs immediately after I watch those creepy biology videos that tell me that germs are absolutely everywhere. Other than that Im fine with them.
thunder/lightning: I like thunder. It sounds cool. Lightning looks cool. As long as it doesnt kill me, its cool.
frogs/toads: theyre fine as long as they dont actually touch me.
mice/rats: wild ones carry diseases but pet ones are ok. Mine died though.
jumping from high places: I like jumping from high places. I only get upset when my shin splinters and starts protruding through my skin after I land.
snow: definitely. Every time I see snow I run inside a house and cower in fear at the thought of those monstrous little white crystallised flakes.
rain: its not that Im afraid of rain as such. I just prefer to be either completely soaked or completely dry.
wind: why would anyone be afraid of wind? How could anyone?
cemeteries: sometimes.
clowns: only when I have nightmares about them. In real life they tend to be bearable.
large crowds: hell no I like large crowds for some reason.
demons or evil: not usually, being the prince of darkness and all.
crossing bridges: wtf?
death: I dont think I really mind the concept of being dead. Its just they way I die that I dont like thinking of. Falling asleep and never waking up sounds very appealing.
Hell: I am the prince of darkness. Hell is my fortress. hahahahaha.
Heaven: and heaven is the bane of my existence!
being robbed: being robbed really isnt an issue for me in this country.
being sexually assaulted: actually if my assaulter was a pretty woman, I wouldnt really mind.
men: you would be kind of screwed
women: if you were afraid of either of these
having great responsibility: SPIDER-MAN! Yes. i am afraid of it, actually. I dont want to take the blame.
doctors, including dentists: doctors only scare me if they have large, metallic torture devices.
tornadoes: well they look pretty cool but I suppose they arent
hurricanes: i suppose I would be afraid of them, yes.
being punished: I get punished about every two days for various things. I think Ive faced my fear of it.
diseases, including cancer and STDs: um yeah I dont like the idea of having 48 hours to live and stuff like that, or spending the rest of my days plugged into a hospital machine.
snakes: snakes are evil looking and can often kill you. I dont like them.
sharks: as long as Im not actually in the water with them, sharks are fine.
dinosaurs: I love dinosaurs. Theyre so big and cool…
Friday the 13th: I tend to get anxious on that day simply because of the date. Which I suppose is stupid, but then again I am anyway.
poverty: not really. I suppose Ill have to see what its like to have nothing before I can answer that.
ghosts: only when they tap me on the shoulder to borrow my bed sheet. Then I get kind of freaked.
Halloween: Halloween is fun. Especially that party where EVERYONE got completely wasted. I mean, COMPLETELY WASTED. That was fantastic.
school: HA I dont GO to school anymore.
trains or railroads: as long as Im not tied to the track or anything, Im fine.
fear: is this some kind of retarded trick question?
being alone: sometimes I just need to be alone.
losing my friends: yes.
being blind to things: well I dont want to go blind, exactly…
being deaf: or deaf.
growing up: I dont really want to grow up, either. The expectations, the responsibility, you dont really have excuses for bad behaviour anymore.
being murdered in my sleep: doesnt really bother me. Im usually the one with the knife.